Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I smell like Dick and happiness
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