I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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