There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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