Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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