New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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