I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize