that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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