I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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