id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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