dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Randomize