i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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