Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
is that a dick in a sweater?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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