I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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