hell yes lets make some ravioli
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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