plz talk dirty to me
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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