Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
