no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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