I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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