Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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