I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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