literally had 100 drinks last night.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."