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.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate

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(303): .....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate http://tfl.nu/8kdy

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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.

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(715): I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too. http://tfl.nu/0d25

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom

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(608): She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom http://tfl.nu/qu7d

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(207): View more from Maine

Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.

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(207): Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present. http://tfl.nu/yqaq

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!

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(412): Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid! http://tfl.nu/xi6r

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.

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(815): Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. http://tfl.nu/ev5h

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(605): View more from South Dakota

im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am

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(605): im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am http://tfl.nu/dc3c

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(970): View more from Colorado

He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys

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(970): He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys http://tfl.nu/pzx8

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(419): View more from Ohio

I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.

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(419): I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again. http://tfl.nu/gudi

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(347): View more from New York

I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.

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(347): I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of. http://tfl.nu/xmgz

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.

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(910): I gasped. Both pairs of lips did. http://tfl.nu/2kuf

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown

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Oh my god

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(336): I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown (336): Oh my god http://tfl.nu/ejg0

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.

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(832): And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking. http://tfl.nu/dun3

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(438): View more from Quebec

I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.

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God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.

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Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss

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(438): I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents. (1-438): God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol. (438): Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss http://tfl.nu/li35

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(404): View more from Georgia

It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum

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(404): It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum http://tfl.nu/s4co

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