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• (253): View more from Washington

  dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Better looking than her though please.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  This is why Helen Keller didn't drink

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.

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