Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
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So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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