I want to stick my p in your. b.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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