All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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