now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
