His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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