How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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