That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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