i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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