i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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