Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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