Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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