You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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