Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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