if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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