And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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