ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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