im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
you win again, gameday.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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