apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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