Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
My vagina just clenched in fear
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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