as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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