I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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