I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Say something about gay babies.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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