i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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