What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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