I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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