The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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