Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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