..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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