So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
jump out the window naked night went bad
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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