Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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