Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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