Small penises have feelings too.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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