put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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